A long time ago, a very rich woman was getting dressed for an important engagement. As she was finishing, she saw a cockroach standing on the floor looking up at her. To her amazement, the cockroach spoke in perfectly good English, "Madam, that dress is entirely inappropriate for such an occasion. Its too short in all the wrong places and too long in all the others! Your shoes and handbag are clashing with it and your jewelry is entirely too gauche."
The woman after a second of stunned silence mused to herself, "My goodness a talking cockroach!" and quickly summoned her husband to squash it. She finished dressing herself without a single change.
The woman after a second of stunned silence mused to herself, "My goodness a talking cockroach!" and quickly summoned her husband to squash it. She finished dressing herself without a single change.
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